Fuck You, You're an Atheist Agnostic is the word you use, (it makes you sound all humble) You don't preach, you don't know, (you prevaricate and mumble) Whenever there's religious talk, (your sphincter gets all tense) Don't want to piss anyone off, (you tightrope on the fence) We can't be sure of anything, (our limits we perceive) but if you know that you can't know (you certainly don't believe) Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You get no pie in the sky Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You are an Atheist Alleluia, so am I You were raised a Catholic girl, (you always went to mass) Your hymen stayed intact through school (by taking it up the ass) You pick and choose the rules you like, (morality contortion) You think the pope's infallible but (you did have one abortion) The host is just a cookie (no transubstantiation) The church just peddles genocide (and social retardation) Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You get no pie in the sky Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You are an Atheist Alleluia, so am I Judaism is, you say, (not religion but a race) Your genetic roots are just as plain (as the nose that's on your face) You should be proud of who you are, (not genealogy) Leave that shit to the KKK (warped ideology) we all chow down on corned beef, (we like our matzo too) But without old yahwe in your camp, (you're not a stinking jew) Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You get no pie in the sky Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You are an Atheist Alleluia, so am I Einstein said so many times, (god don't play with dice) Al was talking from his heart, (let poetry suffice) his humble admiration (of infinity superior) no interventionist god up there (to which we are inferior) Not a personal god he talked about (rather just a rhetorical) device to show vast awe and wonder, (simply metaphorical) Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist Just be what you should be Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You are an Atheist Alleluia, so are we Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You get no pie in the sky Fuck you, you're an Atheist Fuck you, you're an Atheist You are an Atheist Alleluia, so am I