River of Shit, You Cunt! My daddy always said don't speak with hate And I listened to his advice He said, there's always time To make reason and rhyme And to say something nice Well, then I met you woman And you trampled all over my heart You made me sad And I got mad And I guess I fell apart I wrote this song about you In a fit of bile and rage And the words, you see Were too filthy To ever sing on stage So, I'll sing "La la" in some parts Instead of blasphemy And "la la la" And "la la la" Instead of obscenity I like the tune and I like to sing And every word comes from my heart So, I'm going to sing the chorus now With just the clean parts Chorus: La la la la lala La la la lala la la La la lala la In a river of shit you cunt (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) My daddy was right about speaking in hate You should listen to his advice Because there's always time To make reason and rhyme And to say something nice And when you meet a man or woman Who tramples all over your heart When they make you sad And you get mad Try not to fall apart Because I wrote this song for all of you To vent your bile and rage But the words, are wrong They do not belong on any cultured stage So, just sing "la la" in some parts Instead of blasphemy And "la la la" And "la la la" Instead of obscenity We all like the tune, we all like to sing And every word comes from our hearts We'll all sing the chorus now With just the clean parts (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) (And maybe repeat a few more times)